The most riveting thing about this week’s episode of The Masked Singer wasn’t the double elimination that unveiled some more…people …
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All Hail the Return of Kristen Doute, Vanderpump Rules’ Most Delightful Bad Guy
In Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, the cast, immune to growth and self-control, did the very thing that always …
The Bachelor, Week 7: Colton Doesn’t Choo-Choo-Choose Heather
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe watched the seventh …
Dr. Pimple Popper and the Couple That Pops Together
On this week’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper, we met Ken and Kim. She’s a popaholic, he has a body …
The Masked Singer and the Jackson Who Is an Alien
This show never made more (which is to say less) sense than when a man dressed as a peacock sang …
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 Premiere Makes a Strong Case for Class War
In eight seasons, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has successfully strung together four decades of cultural history into a Lovecraftian …
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‘You’re Not Going to End Up Happy in the Long Run’: The Bachelor Goes to Vietnam
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe watched the sixth …
Dr. Pimple Popper Removes a HORN from a Human Head
Pardon me for lapsing into the Daily Mail’s selective-capitalizing headline-writing convention, but I think this instance demanded it. Read more…
The Masked Singer Is the Show That Dares To Ask the Question: ‘What Athlete Has Two Teeth?’
It’s a Zen koan, I’m sure. (I honestly don’t even know anything anymore.) Enjoy the montage. Read more…
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The Bachelor Goes to Thailand and Gains an Oral Fixation
On Monday night, two Jezebel staffers with varying degrees of encyclopedic knowledge about the modern Bachelor universe watched the fifth …